Kennel open · still smoking
PIPE DOGS
9,999 dogs. One pipe. Zero urgency.
Metadata fixed. Images fixed. Dogs still weird.
9,999 dogs. One pipe. Zero urgency.
Metadata fixed. Images fixed. Dogs still weird.
Real tokens, real traits, pulled from metadata. Click a dog to see its papers.
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Ten trait layers. Every value below actually exists in the metadata. Nothing invented.
The name was always a dare. Fly the dog through the pipes. One button, no mercy.
Tap the screen or hit Space to fly. Clear the gaps. That is the whole religion.
Score lives in this tab only. Nothing is written to your device, nothing is sent anywhere.
The timeline moves fast.
Pipe Dogs don't.
They sit back, light the pipe,
and let the noise burn itself out.
Contract, chain and socials. No dashboards, no discord gate, no forms.
ERC-721 on Robinhood Chain. Metadata and artwork pinned to IPFS, not a company server.
Announcements, reveals and the running argument about what the pipe actually means.
9,999 dogs, one pipe, zero roadmap. The gate never locked.
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